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Every year, they play the same holiday specials and films on television: How the Grinch Stole Christmas, It’s a Wonderful Life, Tim Allen’s cinematic masterpiece The Santa Clause, maybe Home Alone. We know them by heart. But there are lots and lots of Christmas specials out there. Including some you wouldn’t imagine. A gentleman named Zack Smith has rounded up the strangest and most intriguing Christmas specials you’ve never heard of: check out his list here (via BoingBoing). 

Neatorama.com has compiled, for your viewing (dis)pleasure, sixteen of the creepiest Santa photos from CreepySantaPhotos.com. These unnerving St. Nicks make the gruff department store Santa Claus of “A Christmas Story” look like child’s play. Check out the rest here.

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Here’s a creative way to get around hard-nosed airline regulations: 

A man took to putting on 70 items of clothing to avoid an extra baggage charge at an airport.

The unidentified passenger turned up at Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport in China, described as looking like a ‘sumo wrestler’.

According to Guangzhou Daily, the man’s luggage exceeded the weight limit. He did not want to pay the extra baggage costs, and thus took out and wore more than 60 shirts and nine pairs of jeans.

Wanting to board a flight to Nairobi, Kenya, he was stopped by the metal detector and had to undergo a full body search.

In his numerous pockets were batteries, thumb drives and device chargers.

(Original article here.)

Well, we believe it’s the oldest mask in the world, anyhow. This stone mask dates from the 7th millennium BCE – the “pre-ceramic” neolithic period – making it around 9,000 years old. For perspective on just how long ago that was, here’s Wikipedia’s summary of the 7th millennium BCE: 

World population was essentially stable at around 5 million people, living mostly scattered across the globe in small hunting-gathering tribes. In the agricultural communities of the Middle East, the cow was domesticated and use of pottery became common, spreading to Europe and South Asia, and the first metal (gold and copper) ornaments were made.

We’ve certainly made some leaps and bounds in the centuries since then. But there’s something striking about this mask: that it’s so timelessly recognizable, despite its antiquity; that the human beings of 9,000 years ago were driven to make something like this at all – it’s almost comforting, somehow. 

Our friend Shilpa made us aware of the beautifully-bejeweled Glass Beach of Fort Bragg, California. From Unfinished Man:

Glass Beach is a protected part of MacKerricher State Park, but in 1949, it was the site of an unrestricted dump. For 18 years, people drove out to the scenic expanse of ocean 

Close-up view of the colored glass beads mixed in the sand at Glass Beach near Fort Bragg, CA (glassbeach36xy) (Photo credit: mlhradio)

cliffs, marveled at the beauty of the natural world and the majesty of the depths, and then threw all their shit in.

Eventually, California realized that dumping automobiles, appliances, toxic substances and razor sharp shards of glass into the water was probably a bad idea, and looked elsewhere for a dumping site. […]  

Despite our obviously brilliant handling of the situation, Mother Earth had a few tricks up her sleeve, and spent the next 30 years tumbling away the jagged edges of our insensitivity and leaving behind brilliant pebbles of polished glass. As the shores grew into glimmering beaches, the state realized that people were visiting to collect the glass and to see the rainbow sands reflecting the sun, and quickly annexed it into a national park. The result? We finished up what nature graciously started, spent a few years cleaning up rusting metal hulks and all sorts of wonderfully dangerous debris (nothing says sandcastle fun like getting tetanus from a lead-filled 50s throwback), and Glass Beach is now a protected treasure that I’m dying to visit. 

Straight from Ars Technica: 

Verizon has filed a patent for a DVR that can watch and listen to the goings-on in your living room. In the application, the company proposes to use the technology to serve targeted ads appropriate to whatever you’re doing in the, uh, privacy of your own home–fighting, cuddling, or hanging out with your cats.

Verizon is far from the first company to think of this unassailably creepy use for a set-top box. Comcast patented similar monitoring technology in 2008 for recommending content based on people it recognizes in the room; Google proposed yet another patent for Google TV that would use audio and video recorders to figure out how many people in a room are watching the current broadcast.

Remind me to read the fine print next time I have to sign a Verizon terms-of-service agreement. 

Forget parks that have been swallowed up by lakes – try whole cities. In 1959, the Chinese government flooded a valley in Zhejiang, China, to build a hydroelectric power station. Two ancient cities fell beneath the waters:

Before the valley was flooded, there stood at the foot of the Wu Shi mountain (Five Lion Mountain) two magnificent ancient cities – Shi Cheng and He Cheng. Shi Cheng was built more than 1300 years ago in 621 AD during the Tang dynasty (AD 618-907) and was once the center of politics, economics and culture. He Cheng is even older: established in 208 AD during the Han dynasty (AD 25 – 200) as a business hub along the Xin’anjiang River.

The cities of He Cheng and Shi Cheng remained forgotten for 40 years until 2001, when Qiu Feng, a local official in charge of tourism, discussed ways to provide entertainment on Qiandao Lake with a Beijing-based diving club. He thought about utilizing the towns and asked the divers if they could dive into the water and have a look at it.

You can read the whole article – and check out some more impressive pictures – here.

Gruß vom Krampus! (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Fewer Christmas traditions are stranger than that of Krampus. Krampus, as you may or may not be aware, is St. Nicholas’s sinister (and lesser-known) demonic sidekick. If old St. Nick is the good cop who rewards well-behaved children with gifts of toys, then Krampus is the bad cop by far: he punishes naughty children by beating them with birch switches (and by terrifying them with his demonic visage). The tradition has its origins in the old trope of saints vanquishing demons through the power of God and forcing them into their thrall. 

While most Americans remain unfamiliar with Krampus (despite his frequent examination on blogs such as this one), he is widely celebrated in Austria, Hungary, and the alpine regions of Europe. According to Wikipedia, young men in those parts will traditionally “dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly on the evening of 5 December, and roam the streets frightening children with rusty chains and bells.” So grab your mask, hit the streets, and get in the Krampus spirit! Just be prepared for some weird looks, if you’re not in Europe.

Salon.com brings us a detailed update: 

[R]umors that a legendary vampire ghost has awakened are spreading fear – and a potential tourist opportunity – through the remote village [of Zarozje].

A local council warned villagers to put garlic in their pockets and place wooden crosses in their rooms to ward off vampires […]

“Five people have recently died one after another in our small community, one hanging himself,” said Miodrag Vujetic, a local municipal council member. “This is not by accident.”

You can read the full article here.

This is beautiful (and a bit creepy, if you’re uneasy around water and submerged things): 

Grüner See, literally “Green Lake”, is a lake in Styria, Austria, near the town of Tragoss,

 located at the foot of the snow-capped Hochschwab mountains. During winter, the lake is only 1-2 meter[s] deep and the surrounding area is used as a county park. It is a particular

 favourite site for hikers. But as the temperature starts rising in spring, the ice and snow on the mountaintops begins to melt and runs down into the basin of land below. The lake swells up to engulf the entire area including the park. During summer, the lake reaches its maximum depth of around 12 meter and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.

Apparently, the lake is popular among divers when it’s at its summertime deepest. Check out more stunning images of Grüner See here. 

It almost seems laughable, but there are parts of the world even today where superstitions are serious business: 

Sales of garlic are booming in western Serbia after the local council issued a public health warning that a vampire was on the loose.

The warning came after an old ruined mill, said to once have been the home of notorious vampire Sava Savanovic, collapsed.

Savanovic was said to have lived in the old watermill on the Rogacica river, at Zarozje village in the municipality of Bajina Basta where he drank the blood of anybody that came to mill their grain.

Read more here.